No lies.

Truth is.

I love art.

Popping body parts is a strange addiction of mine.

I used to be classified as an L 7 weenie. (Yeah Yeah Oscar Meyer even.)

Lavender scented things smell worse than dog poo.

My room is painted neon burn your eyes out green.

Barbies are kind of freaky.

I liked longboarding before it was cool.

Action movies are the best. Don't even get me started on Real Steel.

Graham crackers + peanut butter + Jelly = Heaven.

I want a weenier dog named Mr. Carillo.

I have real Ray-Ban glasses.

I have never gone TPing.

Writing is a love of mine.

I have never gone to the mall and walked away empty handed.

I taught myself to french braid hair.

I kind of like country music.

I didn't know I broke my ankle for nine months.

I cry when I have to get shots.

I love asians.

I can't wait to be old, so I can bake cookies and get fat.

My "Napoleon Dynamite" wolf shirt, is in my top ten clothing items.

I like who I am.

As a child, I made my sister jump off of the tenth stair.

I drove on the wrong side of the road. Twice.

A while ago, I used to drink two Dr. Peppers a day.

I'm a magnet to pain.

I'm awkward.

I sing Taylor Swift songs in the shower.

I'm going to marry Spiderman.

I can't wait to have a baby.

I hate it when people joke about abuse.

Text that say: haha, k, or :) make me want to die, or stab you.

During the winter I almost always wear sweatshirts.

Guy friends are less drama.

PDA usually makes me barf.

Hand sanitizer lets me know when I have a cut on my hand.

Orchids are my favorite flowers.

I've been peed on by a lion.

I'm allergic to dairy, eggs, peanuts, pollen, and bees.

I've never learned how to roller blade.

I broke my sisters arm, and made my sister receive stitches on her head.

Vines are climbing in through my balcony. I'm scared.

A dream of mine usually consists of someone from my ward.

If I ever had to run for my life, I would die.

If there is a song that applies to my life, it is overplayed on my itunes.

If I wasn't mormon I would have a tattoo.

Santa is my idol.

I bite my straws.

I'm dying to talk to you, but I refuse to text you first.

All my pencils fall in a black hole somewhere in my backpack.

Creeper van cause me to walk faster.

I hate getting out of bed just to pee.

I have a pillow pet.

Running up and down hotel hallways is too much fun for a 16 year old.

No, Microsoft Word, I didn't spell my last name wrong.

I have it harder than you think.

I stop typing on Facebook when it says: Friend is typing.

I would die without the Developmental Center.

At the end of a movie there is always that one guy that claps.

I've never had a brain freeze.

I'm blunt.

I hate accents.

Blogs are fun.

I love life-

Squirrel.